If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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