would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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