u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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