420 ftw
i think my tv is drunk
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
