omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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