none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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