we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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