Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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