if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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