i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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