Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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