I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There r osticjed everywhere
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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