K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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