Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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