i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
