How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The best revenge is premature balding
only you would photoshop your dick
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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