This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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