I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
