ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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