is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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