it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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