i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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