We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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