Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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