i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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