come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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