I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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