But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we made out on top of his cat.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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