Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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