so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Please don't give away my fajitas
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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