Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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