Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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