I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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