When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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