69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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