How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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