dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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