O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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