when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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