Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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