If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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