Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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