Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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