Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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