I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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