thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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