Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
