so explain again why im purple
no
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
But break dance skills will only take you so far
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
