Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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