remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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