I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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