I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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