i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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