i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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