I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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