I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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